• A forklift accident brings down a whole warehouse. Funny, scary, dominoes-like. Break

• Sumo wrestlers on bikes! AP

• Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will team up to host the Oscars. Hugh Jackman said no to a repeat. He's, you know, he's still holding out for a nomination for his fine work in "Wolverine." The Futon Critic

• Kama Sutra for techie nerds. This is surprisingly safe for work. Geek With Laptop

• "FINISH HIM!" Rejected "Mortal Kombat" fatalities. YouTube

• Amusing new site called "You AUGHT to Remember" is counting out 100 of the trends, memes and events that defined the aughts. Includes tributes to Y2K, DVRs and Pluto's demotion. You AUGHT to Remember

• Aggravating: Walmart's sick leave policy poses a risk of spreading illness, like, say, H1N1, says a new report by the National Labor Committee. NLC

• In baby turtle news: 82 green sea turtles hatched at SeaWorld last month, a big boon to the endangered species. AP

• What if "The Sims" were a horror movie? College Humor

• And here's a treat for all the Kristen Stewart-haters out there. She sure does bite her lip a lot. Like stupid a lot. College Humor

• The new trailer for the upcoming 3-D animated comedy "How to Train Your Dragon." Yahoo