Larry the Cable Guy's picks, 11/11

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I went spearfishin’ with a buddy of mine for the first time last week and got five 4-pound koi fish! Boy, the Henry Doorly Zoo really has no sense of humor!

Boy, this is a great weekend. The Huskers look like they’re headed to K.C., no more Nelson-Ricketts commercials, and my tests came back negative! (maybe that’s too much info) Lets get to the picks ...

Wisconsin 24, Iowa 16

Auburn 27, Georgia 17: At Auburn, teeth are considered bling.

Iowa St. 24, Colorado 21: 21 is also the number of students at CU that shower on a regular basis.

Arizona State 28, Washington St. 24

UCLA 21, Oregon St. 20: I’d rather eat sushi off a baby-changin’ table at a Texaco station than watch this game.

Tennessee 31, Arkansas 28: Night before the game, the Vols go to the Clinton Library … Hooters!

Wake Forest 20, Florida St. 17: Bobby Bowden leaves at halftime to watch “Matlock” and “Murder, She Wrote.”

LSU 31, Alabama 10: Not sayin’ Alabama’s offense is bad, but Bin Laden was in the stands and had to cover his eyes.

Texas 41, We Are K-STATE 17: 17 is also the amount of children Britney Spears will have by 2010.

And the biggie ...

Huskers 31, Texas A&M 20: The Aggies’ confidence by the fourth quarter will disappear like a fat girl playin’ dodge ball.

I don’t know what’s worse, my picks or my jokes. Anyway, talk to y’all at Thanksgiving. Love, Larry the cable guy. Git-R-Done!